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Sep. 9th, 2006

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I have retrieved what is mine, although the mini Weasel was lying about who had it. I hexed them severely and deducted 50 House points.

Pansy, you still around?

Aug. 31st, 2006

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Well this Masquerade is a bloody bore. One good thing has come out of it though. It seems someone spiked the punch.

Aug. 28th, 2006

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I can't believe that I've been bed ridden in the infirmary for almost a week and no one, I repeat no on besides Snape, Pomfrey and Harry, came to visit me! There will be blood people unless you can bribe me with something pretty and no one will escape alive! Stupid so called friends.


[occ: I am stupid and running on no sugar. Stupid Sprite Zero.]

Jul. 27th, 2006

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Once, when I was little and visiting the States with mum, I saw this group of other children laughing and singing. They were singing this ridiculous song that I vaguely remember the words to- "When you're happy and you know it clap your hands." Well I'm happy and clapping my hands. Clapping my hands like my life depended on it.

EDIT: I may like clapping my hands people, but no one slaps my ass and calls me their bitch unless I let them and Michael Corner, you are not one of them. You will die. Preferably soon.

Jul. 17th, 2006

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I hate HUFFLEPUFFS!

URG! I was minding my own business, patrolling the halls like a good little Head Boy and I suddenly I come across these third year Hufflefucks and find them huddled into a little group, snickering at something one of them was holding. When I broke their little orgy apart,  I find another one of those stupid God forsaken drawings!!! I will find who drew these and I will kill them. I do not wear dresses and no, kilts and robes do not count as dresses, and I do not have BOOBS!!!! Longbottom has boobs; Granger has boobs (pebble sized really); Pansy has boobs; Nott wishes he had boobs; but I DO NOT!!!!! Someone will die, someone will die very soon!!

And they aren't even nice boobs! They are lopsided boobs! Malfoy have perfect breast thank-you-very-much!


Jul. 16th, 2006

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I just wanted everyone to know that someone is going to die and it will not be pretty.

Jul. 9th, 2006

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Stupid Snape, I swear the man is a sadist! Advanced Potion Placement my ass. For the last week and a half, he's had me running around like his own personal slave. That's it, anyone, and I mean ANYONE caught mentioning that stupid rumor about his pink thong, I will hex into a bloody pulp!!

In other news, Mother hasn't sent me her usually care package for the last two days. I'm getting worried because she's never failed to send me one before! Even when she took that year long holiday in Tibet, she still sent me a care package ever morning. Something is going on and I don't know what!

Jun. 14th, 2006

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Ugh, sometimes I really just want to hex that stupid Granger off the face of the planet. I had Harry alone, okay unknowingly alone, for a whole five minutes before she decided to come save Potter and ruined everything! Then again, I guess I should be grateful too because I really am looking forwards to a gift warped Harry. Gods, I feel so frustrated! Part of me wants to jump him and the other part...I don't even know what these other feels are. I'd write Mother but then I'd have to explain myself and on top of everything, Father might find out and next thing I know, I'll be roasted alive and fed to that stupid Snakehead. I tried to find Pansy to talk to her about it and she was no where to be seen. I can't find her anywhere! I looked in the Slytherin Commons, the Great Hall, all over the Dungeon and the Library, but no Pansy. Urg! Why is no one where they are supposed to be and yet everywhere they shouldn't be??? And I wonder why I get so many migraines! If anyone needs me they can fuck off! I'm going to go take a bath. Stupid Mudblood ruined my day.

Jun. 10th, 2006

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Thank the Gods I have my own room now. Crabbe has apparently taken up with Bulstrode and I think I need to burn my eyes out now.
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I only have two words for you fair journal, pink martini. Several hours ago I decided to walk down to the village to both pass the time and torture small children to see it one last time before school starts. Right on the corner of the main road that leads into the town, across from the village chapel, is this sort of run down pub called the Sweet Apple. Now, I have never stepped foot into this establishment before because well its awfully dirty and we all know how I get about dirt. Look I'm blonde and pale... I'm like white carpet, I show every stain. That didn't come out right. Anyways, I was bored so I decided to brave the unknown (very Gryffindor of me...I think I need to speak with my therapist about that) and entered the run down tavern. It wasn't half bad. The barmaid who ran the place was actually fairly attractive, although she had red hair that reminded me a lot of the Weasel (to which I still shudder and image Uncle Severus in a thong instead). Well after several pints of Guinness, and well several shots of what she calls "Red Headed Whore of Babylon", to which I still have no idea what's in it (acid I would image), she makes this really odd drink she calls a 'Pink Martini'. As you can image it was well pink, which I don't mind all that much, except on me; pink and I, are old enemies. Pink and I have been rivals since I was a small tot really. Anyways I digress. The Martini was mind blowing. I swear my mouth was orgasming. Of course by the time I finished it I was not all there in the head, if you get my drift. Somehow I ended up back home with some elf handing me hangover potions and Sober-Me-Ups and well now it's unfortunately over. But my point is, I'm desperate to know what the hell is in a 'Pink Martini'??? I can't go back to the village because it's well past midnight and that barmaid is gone (I don't remember if she ever told me where she lived) and I won't have time in the morning seeing how mother's obsessed with leaving the house early. I must make it my goal this year to use Hannah's wanking spell on...several unnamed individuals and to find out what in the blasted name was in that 'Pink Martini'. I must have more.

In other un-related news, I can’t sleep. Those horrible dreams are back and I have nothing to distract myself with. I wonder if the dungeon is unlocked? No, last time I was down there, rats had taken over the place and there was this hideous picture of what Muggles call a clown plastered up on one of the walls. I have no idea why he put it up there. Whenever I asked him he’d tell me that it was none of my business and to never touch it. I think I’ll go to the library instead and see if there are any new books. Several years ago, Father had a special bookcase installed that allowed his private Collectors to automatically give him the books they had purchased for him. Every once and a while, they actually send him something decent. Earlier this summer I found a somewhat…enlightening book on potions that might just come in handy this year.

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